Longer than about 88 out of 100 men in the reference data.
Tail estimate: less precise. Recheck the measurement.
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Data verdict
1 / 20Statistically noticeable. Socially, still your responsibility.
A little asymmetry keeps the chart awake.
One measurement sits in a less certain tail of the model. Recheck the tape before framing the screenshot.
Two measurements. Two rankings.
Longer than about 88 out of 100 men in the reference data.
Tail estimate: less precise. Recheck the measurement.
Greater girth than about 76 out of 100 men in the reference data.
Tail estimate: less precise. Recheck the measurement.
Colored area: the modeled values up to yours. Middle band: the central 50% of the reference distribution. Mean: the reference average.
A model-based estimate, not a universal ranking of every man on Earth.
The score uses the two unrounded percentiles and then rounds the final result to a whole number.
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82Length88thpercentile
Girth76thpercentile
ProfileLength +12 pts
±0.50 cmScore 70–90
5-model spreadL 64th–95th · G 54th–90th
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How your score is built
Your length and girth percentiles are the research-based population comparisons. PenisRank Score is their transparent 50/50 summary—built for a quick result, not false precision.
Read the source and limitationsLength88thpercentile
Girth76thpercentile
PenisRank82score
The calculator averages the two unrounded percentiles, then rounds only the final score.
Model 1.0.0-research
It compares each measurement separately with normal-distribution estimates built from professionally measured erect length and girth reported by Veale et al. (2015). The two unrounded percentiles then receive equal weight in PenisRank Score.
Your inputs are self-reported, while the reference measurements were taken by health professionals. Technique, measurement site and the reference model itself can change the estimate—especially near the tails.
This is general information and entertainment, not a diagnosis, a measure of sexual performance or a census of every adult man worldwide.