Privacy-first statistics for curious adults

How do you
measure up?

Real research. Questionable priorities.

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  • Calculated on your device
Calculate my PenisRank

Statistical input

Enter your measurements

Measurement unit

Switch units without losing your values.

Be honest. Your screen isn't judging you.

How to measure

Length. Use a rigid ruler along the top, gently press to the pubic bone, and measure to the tip.

Girth. Wrap a non-stretch tape around the middle. Snug, not compressed.

Model 1.0.0-research

Real numbers, honest limits.

What the calculator does

It compares each measurement separately with normal-distribution estimates built from professionally measured erect length and girth reported by Veale et al. (2015). The two unrounded percentiles then receive equal weight in PenisRank Score.

What can move the result

Your inputs are self-reported, while the reference measurements were taken by health professionals. Technique, measurement site and the reference model itself can change the estimate—especially near the tails.

What it should not tell you

This is general information and entertainment, not a diagnosis, a measure of sexual performance or a census of every adult man worldwide.